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Chris: You take your right foot and you put it in your right hand. You do that side on (I have no idea of what he’s taking about here lol sorry) You gotta do this on stage when you’re on tour.
Pink: Ok..
Chris: And you go “woof woof woof”
Pink: hahahaha
Dave: You do it in the instrumental break down.
Chris: You don’t have to answer now, but if you want it, it’s there.
Pink: lol Thanks.
Chris: Pleasure luv. Not a problem
Pink: hahaha
Chris: Right. Next.
Pink: (still laughin)
Chris: I’m lovin this. Livin la vida loca. This is my job!
Pink: lol But you have to say the “woof” with it?
Chris: Yeah yeah yeah. You can’t do it without...cause look, seriously, how stupid would this look (shows her)
Pink: haha
Dave: Otherwise, you’d just look like...Captain Hook or somebody.
(sorry, I can’t do this part. You just gotta hear it lol)
Chris: I’m outta breath. Right, so, questions then. Proper questions.
Pink: Yes.
Chris: These are from our listeners.
Pink: Ok.
Chris: I have a list of nine people. And we get them to record a little message. Their name and introduce themselves. And you get to hear them. They’re all on tape. And you can choose weather or not you want to hear their question.
Pink: Ok.
Chris: So if they sound like a skumbag, you go “Nah, I don’t wanna hear that question.”
Pink: Ok
Chris: If they sund nice then you can...oh, it’s up to you.
Pink: Ok.
Chris: First one is Debbie
Debbie’s tape: Hi, I’m Debbie, and I’m a singer from Percial(?).
Chris: There you go. She’s a singer, she’s called Debbie.
Pink: Oh, I don’t get to hear all the voices before I pick?
Chris: No, well, cause we got like nine, so I’m not gonna play them all together, cause you won’t remember. I’ll just go though them one by one.
Pink: Ok. No, I don’t wanna hear that one lol
Chris: Oh, you don’t wanna hear...haha Sorry Debbie. Bye. You’re out. See ya.
Pink: lol That’s so mean haha
Chris: I know, isn’t it.. I don’t know what the question was anyway. Another one here..
Katie’s tape: Hi, I’m Katie. I’m from (dunno) and I’m a sales consultant.
Pink: Sure, I wanna hear that question.
Chris: Ok..
Katie’s tape: Hello Pink. Just wanted to know what your favorite hairstyle is that you’ve had? I liked the pink short one.
Pink: Ah...maybe I shoul’ve gone with the singer lol
Chris: You can always go back?
Dave: You can say the current crop.
Pink: Yeah.
Chris: I like what you’ve got at the moment.
Pink: Currently I’m growing my hair out and it’s black.
Chris: Alright. I like it’s It’s my favorite.
Pink: I’m feeling that one.
Chris: It’s a good look baby.
Pink: Thank you darling.
Chris: Next one.
Steve’s tape: Hi, I’m Steve. I’m a security guard from (somewhere)
Pink: Yeah, we’ll do that one.
Chris: You wanna hear Steve?
Pink: Yeah.
Steve’s tape: Pink, if you were stuck on a desert island, out of the following, who would you pick: Chris, comedy Dave or Alled (?)?
Chris: Have you met Alled? He’s the guy that brought your coffes in.
Pink: Yeah.
Steve’s tape again: Pink, if you were stuck on a desert island, out of the following, who would you pick: Chris.. (stops tape lol)
Pink: Yeah, you.
Chris: There you go. Lovely. Good choice.
Pink: haha
Chris: I think you chose wisely.
Pink: Cause then we could do our dance moves all day.
Chris: Woof woof woof!
Pink: lol luv
Chris: See, you’re laughing Dave. You watch right, when Pink brings out the DVD of her live tour, there’ll be chapters for woof woof woof.
Dave: The Woof Woof Woof world tour.
Pink: Woof woof woof luv.
Chris: Woof, dressed as a gladiator. Woof woof woof luv.
Pink: lol
Chris: Another question.
Ross’ tape: Hi, my name is Ross and I’m a builder from (sorry, I’m really bad at names for places in the UK lol)
Chris: Ross is a builder.
Pink: No, lets skip that one.
Chris: hahaha
Pink: haha I’m not feeling good about that.
Chris: Alright. Next one.
Robert’s tape: Hi, my name is Robert and I’m a gass installer from (somewhere)
Chris: He’s a gass installer.
Pink: Ok, lets do that one.
Chris: Ok, this is rubbish question..
Pink: I like his voice..
Chris: Do you?
Pink: Yeah..
Robert’s tape: Do you have any tattoos or piercings, if so, where and what are they?
Pink: He’s obviously not a fan lol
Chris: Have you ever dyed your hair pink?
Pink: hahaha
Dave: When I can answer that from here...and I’ve only just met you.
Pink: I have about 20 tattoos. They all mean something very special. I have a couple of piercings and they’re all...pretty special lol
Chris: I’m feeling that baby.
Pink: There you go.
Chris: What’s the one on the back of your neck?
Pink: Barcode..
Chris: How long have you had that?
Pink: .. to M!ssundaztood.
Chris: Which is the newest one you’ve got? Newest tattoo?
Pink: Um..this one behind my ear.
Chris: Oh, it says ‘Chris’!
Pink: hahaha
Chris: That’s so sweet.
Dave: Doesn’t.
Chris: It does.
Dave: Doesn’t.
Chris: But she’s spelled with a K.
Dave: You fool. Like Kris Kristoffersen (<-the guy who wrote Me & Bobby McGee btw).
Chris: Hey, you should meet my friend Tattoo Dave!
Dave: He’s got loads of ‘em.
Pink: We know someone called Tattoo Dave.
Chris: Really?
Pink: Yeah.
Chris: Well, you know people actually call him Illustrated. But I call him Tattoo Dave, cause that’s more what he is...
Pink: Ok.
Chris: And your guy (meaning the Tattoo Dave Pink knows), does he have the line where it stopps at his wrists so he can wear a shirt and tie, and you don’t see any?
Pink: No.
Chris: You don’t know about that?
Pink: He has that (probably pointing at Carey)
Chris: The guy’s got like skulls up on his neck like that, so when he wears a shirt and when you go to church...
Pink: Carey, show them your back! Show them your back.
Chris: I don’t wanna see his back.
Pink: No, it’s really good. You gotta see it!
Chris: Oh my god! It’s a tattoo of me! (LMAO!)
Pink: hahahaha
Chris: It’s like Steve-O from Jackass.
Pink: lol
Chris: Oh, lets have a look.
Pink: There you go.
Dave: Wow!
Chris: Jesus! Holy cow.
Pink: That’s a good one.
Chris: That would hurt, wouldn’t it..
Pink: hahahaha
Chris: D’you know, I thought I was the only one who had that. You won’t believe this.
Pink: HAhahaha
Chris: ...I don’t have one obviously...
Pink: Yay (claps)
Chris: Is he one of your security people?
Pink: Yes...he guards my body.
Chris: Oh, I wanna audition for that.
Pink: lol
Chris: Ok, two more.
John’s tape: Hi, my name is John and I work for the ministry of defence (?)
Chris: He works for the ministry of defence.
Pink: Ok, definitely. Lets do that one.
John’s tape: Ok, do you like pork, stilt and sausages?
Pink: What???
Chris: Do you like pork, stilt and sasages?
Pink: I dunno what stilt is, but I don’t eat piggies.
Chris: You don’t eat piggies?
Pink: I don’t eat pigs.
Chris: You probably wouldn’t like those sagages..
Pink: lol I don’t eat piggies and I don’t eat cows and I don’t eat chickens.
Chris: Do you eat any meat?
Pink: I eat fish
Chris: Fish?
Pink: Cause I need some protein in my life and I don’t like pills and supplements.
Chris: Yeah..
Pink: So I eat fish till the mad fish-disease comes out, cause you’re hearing about the mad chicken disease now. The chicken-flu in Mexico..
Chris: I ate chicken last night..
Pink: Yeah, you’re gonna die. hahaha I’m just kidding
Chris: That’s a bit harsh isn’t it?
Pink: We’re all gonna die.
Chris: Ok.
Pink: It’s a fact lol
Chris: I know I’m gonna live forever, like Peter Pan!
Pink: lol Yeah right.
Chris: Right, and the last question
Dave’s tape: Hi, my name is Dave and I’m an engineer.
Pink: It’s the last one, we might as well..
Chris: Yeah..
Dave’s tape: What made you think of the name Pink?
Pink: Oh...we should’ve skipped that one...
Dave: Don’t even ask about it..
Chris: I’ll do another one! “Is it true that you want to sleep with Chris Moyles?”
Dave: Ah! I can’t believe he asked that!
Pink: Hahahaha
Dave: I can’t believe he asked that question.
Pink: lol
Chris: Who put that one though? Oh, so embarassed!
Pink: lol
Chris: That was a little bit weird.. Thank you for coming in by the way!
Pink: Absolutely.
Chris: It’s time to go.
Pink: Ok, bye lol
Chris: No, look. I’ll be polite.
Pink: Thank you for my picture.
Chris: Pleasure.
Pink: I love it.
Chris: I know you do raarrrr
Pink: lol
Chris: God Is A Dj comes out 26th January. The album Try This continues to be a massive seller. If you don’t own the album, you must go and buy it cause it is...even though...I don’t feel as though I kiss Pink’s ***. I do kiss the *** of some guests, but I genually...I, we talked about the album for ages together and I think it’s a really good album.
Pink: Thank you.
Chris: There are a couple of rubbish tracks on it..
Pink: hahaha
Chris: ..but you know, you gotta fill it out a little bit.
Pink: Oh boy.
Chris: But most of it is great! Anyway..
Pink: I’ll be back in March, so come see me play.
Chris: I wanna come see you play. And the tour starts Thursday 19th February at The Point in Dublin. And you’re gonna play Belfast, Bergingham, Nottingham, London, Manchester, Sheffield where Allan Smith will be there, look out for great legs..
Pink: lol Ok
Chris: ..and then Newcastle and Glasgow. February and March till the 1st April. Pink is on tour, so you must go and see her because she’s great!
Pink: Yesss
Chris: You like that?
Pink: Yesss..
Chris: There you go. You can go now.
Pink: Thank you darling.
Chris: Lovely Pink! Withe her tattoos and piercings...bye!
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